This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for viagra. How can I block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is check here choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm fed up with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
You know you're so clever, sending out your junk to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.